Follow the lights that’s how it goes

kingcheddarxvii:

Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting

grimelords:

I’m going through my notes and I found the one from when I was walking around ikea and writing down every funny thing I saw which is an activity I highly recommend

grimelords:

I’m going through my notes and I found the one from when I was walking around ikea and writing down every funny thing I saw which is an activity I highly recommend

latenightontheastronomytower:

Let’s go home.

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

Happy 1st of September!

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

electrikmoonlight:

Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies

I apologize to Kirsten Stewart for all the times I made fun of her acting in twilight