Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting
I’m going through my notes and I found the one from when I was walking around ikea and writing down every funny thing I saw which is an activity I highly recommend
Let’s go home.
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
Animals Growing Up
Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dashThe turtle one
If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.
Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies
I apologize to Kirsten Stewart for all the times I made fun of her acting in twilight