Man, I'm glad I went back.

thewizardcops:

Darren Criss Listen Up! Tour Merch

leslie-lemon:

Xanax for Gay Summer Weddings

doctorwho:



@JuddApatow: Dr. Who ! pic.twitter.com/Fue48XQ6kZ

genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

tardistopanem:

He finally learned.

blue ivy, age 12: mom, can you help me solve this equation
beyonce: i don't know much about algebra, but i know one plus one equals two
blue ivy: mom i am failing

emilianadarling:

liamdryden:

brasspistol:

kinghanalister:

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oH MY GOD

heh

HOW DO YOU PHOTOSHOP